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« Thread Started on Jul 17, 2007, 11:14am » | ![[Quote]](http://s1.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
The Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
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« Reply #1 on Jul 18, 2007, 10:21am » | |
True Story (?) from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his thingy.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring In his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his thingy while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your thingy.
3) Or finding out your thingy fits through your wedding ring.
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